Make yourself mother fucking kawaii here.
Yup.
why am I the only one who Once-ler’d
I saw the list before this one
Don’t worry, I Once-ler’d too:
Not really me, I just wanted to see what I could create. xD
SHAMEIMARU!
2eriiou2ly.. ii 2hould be banned on the2e 2iites.
Tales of the Abyss: You play as the photocopy of an aristocrat who loves his master and travels with his companions who he initially hates. He then has a change of heart and he has to stop his master who’s angry about the fall of angel island.
Tales of Graces F: You play some dimwit and with his friends which include a little emotionless girl , a whiney obsessive girl that gets in the way of the yaois, an obviously gay prince, the dimwit’s tsundere brother, an old guy that makes everything perverted and a “genius” who has a creepy obsession with touching the little girl. The game is basically finding out how “magical” friendship is. It’s like My little pony the JRPG.
persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
mother 3: you run around with your dog, a cripple, and a tomboy and beat up a fat kid and half your family dies.
trauma center: a game in which you are an underaged doctor with a bitch assistant and who has to blow up diseases with lasers and diffuse bombs using a scalpel
Animal Crossing: You move into a town full of gross furries and you are dirt poor. Your mother left you nothing more than the shirt on your back and the promise to write you every several blue moons. Soon you miraculously own a shitty shack of a house and owe a near-naked tanuki your soul for the entire duration of your life that never ends.
Assassin’s Creed 2: You play as a main character who gets maybe a total of 45 minutes of screentime. Otherwise, you play as a guy who’s brothers and father get hanged, gets his home stolen from him, is reduced to nothing, and is shouldered with the responsibility of joining a mysterious secret society that he knew nothing about until the night before all of his male relatives were jailed. The guards are all out to get you, and to top it all off, your sister is whiny and annoying and your mother goes into a catatonic state.
The Sims 3: So you can make people and make them do stuff
like whoo i’m going to get a job fuuuunnnnn
oh man i’m hungry I’mma drink this juice
decorate my house with mirrors and useless junk
oh wait did that bitch just steal my flamingo lawn decoration
fuck her
oh wow i met some person who’s dumb and and unemployed and lives with their mom lets get married and have babies who pee in the baby potty but a puddle of pee shows up on the floor anyway gotta mop up that rank shit
and the butterflies and the rocks and the seeds wOOOoooooOooooooOoOo
Minecraft: ok so its sort of like virtual legos with 8bit graphics. When you start out you have to punch trees to get wood and then you use the wood to make an ax to cut down more trees then you make a pickaxe so you can tunnel endlessly for iron and diamonds but you’ll maybe find 5 diamonds in your whole life, also, creepers will explode and ruin EVERYTHING you love
but its a really fun game
The legend of Zelda : Wind Waker - SAILING
Legend of Dragoon - A group of heroes collect magic rocks to stop a war and some other things happen too.
Kingdom Hearts- While being as g-rated as possible, you run around with Donald and Goofy and hit some dark shadowy things with a giant key because Mickey Mouse needs some help that, apparently. There’s also this creepy spray-tan guy who just wont fucking die, and pretty much everything is his fault.
Metroid Prime 1 - you answer a distress beacon which leads you to a derelict space lab run by the ones responsible for ruining your childhood and killing everyone you know including your parents, and wind up running around on a planet slowly dying of Space Cancer.
idk.. that still sounds pretty cool..
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
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THe longer I stare the more I can’t breath
whY DOES THIS HAEV SO MANYNOTE S
Perfect.
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY ‘MERICA
*stands and salutes
congrats to zach braff and donald faison for having literally the perfect friendship
Brorails.
